|Season 3, Episode 305|
|Directed by|| Andrew Duncan|
Cold Alliance is the 57th episode of Hot Wheels Battle Force 5.
Summary: Evil Vert and evil spinner appear out of the nether. Vert has pink eyes and spinner vomits rainbows. He is so gay. Krytus crashes a party that Stanford was having over in London. Stanford gets angry and shoots krytus in the head.Grace buys a gold fidget spinner. Kalus and Zemerick fall in love and get married. It turns out Evil Vert and spinner were cool and they joined the BF5. Grace trains for the world record of spinning her fidget spinner on her finger for the longest time. She failed the attempt. Tezz's hair gets shaved of by Agura because she thought it was too long and that he looked like a girl. Tezz was pissed - he beat up agura (many punches) and left the BF5 to pursue a new life in North Korea where he made a birthday cake for Kim Jong Un. The Battle force 5 encounter a new force of evil who call themselves " The Silencerz" But this time they could talk and take their helmets off to reveal themselves. A metal robot man who has lots of money and superpowers. The"long fight" between the two forces lasted about 10 seconds after vert unplugged world power which the silencerz were running on. Zoom started watching hot wheels acceleracers on his TV then Gig popped out of the TV and into real life. Zoom showed everyone else. He then looked into the battle key vault which how now been replaced by the accelecharger vault. Sage had randomly turned flashing rainbow and couldnt stop laughing. A black sentient appeared for the first time. Then they banged each other and had an orgy. Sage in the other other saw Krytus and had a big incest. Many dicks were spawned from the day dimension to balance off the dick of Tockus. So the red sentients and the blue sentients had sex and they had green sentients. After that no more bullshit happens and everything went back to normal. Battle Force 5 came back and had the largest fuckin orgy in the whole multiverse. Overly dramatic music played. Want me to make a part 2? want me to carry it on? tell me in the comments. (absolutely none of this is real and was never made. I just dreamt up of random things that popped into my head and put it in this stupidly made fanmade idea of a BF5 eoisode.)
- Captain Kalus and the Vandals return with new vehicles
- New Vandals make their first appearences.
- Grace has joined BF5 as a second female member along two other members.
- Rawkus has given Sage five more sentient chips for the new members of BF5.
- A new form of sentients are introduced.
- Mark Hildreth as Vert
- Kathleen Barr as Agura/Hatch/Korosivash
- Gabe Khouth as Spinner
- Brian Drummond as Sherman/Krocomodo/Zug
- Noel Johansen as Stanford/Tezz
- Alessandro Juliani as Zoom
- Michael Dobson as AJ/Zemerik/Boralis
- Colin Murdock as Kalus/Sever/Karmakaris
- Mark Acheson as Rawkus
- Jim Byrnes as Jack Wheeler
- Mark Oliver as Draekonis/Alpha
- Andrew Francis as Johso
- Samuel Vincent as Megalord
- Ian James Corlett as Raven
- Eric Bauza as Scisor/Bumblebee
- Kevin Michael Richardson as Broulderox